Trump Taps Wham, Tool In Latest Pelosi Missive

(PenrosePapers.com) – Fresh on the heels of the much-criticized six-page rant sent to Nancy Pelosi earlier in the week, President Trump abruptly shifted gears on Wednesday with another attempt to reach out. And this time he went old school.

“As mix-tapes go, I won’t say it is sensational, but it is quintessential Trump,” says The Penrose Papers’ Music Editor Sy Weatherly. “It starts out as you would expect, with mobbed-up favorites like ‘It Was A Very Good Year’ and ‘I Did It My Way,’ both by Frank Sinatra. Then it gets a bit weird and mean.”

The weird includes Wham’s “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” and Culture Club’s “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me,” but the bulk of the mix-tape exhibits what some listeners are describing as “defiance laced with misogyny.”
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Trump To Deport Bolton… No, The Other One

(PenrosePapers.com) Washington has become pretty used to President Trump’s twitter tirades, but one tweet Sunday morning left many political insiders scratching their heads. In it, the president vowed to “DEPORT BOLTON!”

No, not John. The other one.

“I never cared for his singing, I guess it’s crooning, probably crooning, and quite frankly, he was a pain in the ass to work with. You can’t do this, you can’t do that… DEPORT BOLTON! Michael adds nothing but crappy elevator music to our GREAT COUNTRY!” Trump tweeted.

Where to start…
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