Rand Paul Lands Anal Health Monthly Honor
(PenrosePapers.com) Add “Asshole of the Year” to Rand Paul’s collection of dubious achievements. The Kentucky senator was chosen by Anal…
Health Professionals Issue COVID-19 Warning: Avoid Republicans!
(PenrosePapers.com) Since the early days of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic, the National Association of Practicing Virologists has been leading the…
Trump To Share Task Force Press Stage With Fauci, Einstein, Jesus Puppets
(PenrosePapers.com) Coming off a week of solo coronavirus press conferences where President Trump largely stayed on message and didn’t delve…
Trump To Launch Signature Mask Line
(PenrosePapers.com) People are used to being shocked by what comes out of President Trump’s Twitter account. Still, it was a…