#BunkerBoy’s #babygate Is First Step Toward’s Trump’s Next Acquisition
(PenrosePapers.com) The 1.7 miles of black fencing that now makes up the official White House security zone was assumed to have been erected to deal with the peaceful demonstrations that have been raging in Washington over the past two weeks. In a PenrosePapers.com exclusive, we can now confirm that this fencing is actually the new border for the pending Trump Federal Greens Golf Course.
“It’s been in the planning stages for a while now. The protests have just given the administration the justification they needed to move forward,” says Amanda White, PenrosePapers.com Chief Sports Editor. “Trump Federal Greens is a done deal. All that remains is the question: how large will it be?”
Trump Federal Greens is expected to take up the entire 80 acres that make up the area known as The Ellipse. Independent course designers have admitted to PenrosePapers.com that this should be enough to squeeze in a seven-hole course.
It is assumed that President Trump will not accept this.
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White House: Baseball Boos Actually Halloween Cheers
(PenrosePapers.com) When the camera panned over and caught President Trump on the big screen at Sunday’s World Series game, it appeared that many in the attending crowd started to boo.
Yes… and definitely no, says the White House.
“Those weren’t boos, pinhead,” says a White House source who requested anonymity in the event she wasn’t disparaging enough to the press. “You know what Thursday is, right, idiot? Those were Halloween cheers, and the president thanks every one of his devoted subjects who wished him a Happy Halloween in this special way. Boo to you too, Real Americans! Boo! Boo!”
The spin has already filtered out to several prominent Republicans, who spent the early part of Monday festively booing each other on Twitter.
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