Trump: “It Was a Perfect Bribe”

( After a week of damning testimony from former Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch and other State Department officials, President Trump has apparently fallen back to a more defensible position. A series of tweets on early Saturday admitted to offering Ukrainian President Vlodymyr Zelensky a bribe for dirt on political opponent Joe Biden.

To paraphrase Warren Zevon, however, his bribe… was perfect.

“Did I do it? Yes I did it, but you know what, I did it PERFECTLY!” Trump tweeted out early Saturday. “It wasn’t a half-assed bribe. It was full-assed, folks. Well EXECUTED, just the RIGHT AMOUNT, and delivered PERFECTLY by your favorite President.”
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