Killer Drone Invited to White House

( President Trump has made a tradition of honoring the extermination of prominent terrorists by inviting elements of the assassination squads responsible to the White House. He kept to that tradition this week when members of the team responsible for the killing of Qassim Suleimani gathered on the South Lawn for a festive luncheon.

Except this time it wasn’t a dog being feted, but something with a whole lot less fur.

“Freddie 5000, come on out here,” President Trump urged as the MQ-9 Reaper drone dipped over the tree line and gently glided to a stop on the makeshift South Lawn runway.
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Trump Taps Wham, Tool In Latest Pelosi Missive

( – Fresh on the heels of the much-criticized six-page rant sent to Nancy Pelosi earlier in the week, President Trump abruptly shifted gears on Wednesday with another attempt to reach out. And this time he went old school.

“As mix-tapes go, I won’t say it is sensational, but it is quintessential Trump,” says The Penrose Papers’ Music Editor Sy Weatherly. “It starts out as you would expect, with mobbed-up favorites like ‘It Was A Very Good Year’ and ‘I Did It My Way,’ both by Frank Sinatra. Then it gets a bit weird and mean.”

The weird includes Wham’s “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” and Culture Club’s “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me,” but the bulk of the mix-tape exhibits what some listeners are describing as “defiance laced with misogyny.”
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