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Rand Paul Accused of Morse-Blinking Whistleblowers Name During SOTU

(PenrosePapers.com) At about the 55 minutes mark of President Trump’s Tuesday night State of the Union address, Capitol Security Officer Leonard Greene grew concerned.

“I looked over and honestly, I thought the man was having a fit or a stroke or something,” Greene recalls. “He’d be all normal like, and then every few minutes when the camera was on him his face would kind of scrunch up and turn all red, and he’d be blinking like a crazy man.”

The “man” in question was Senator Rand Paul, and staffers and others present at the speech are claiming that his spastic fits were actually an attempt to enter the Ukrainian “perfect call” whistleblower’s name into the Congressional record by blinking it in Morse code.

“Oh, it was Morse code,” says one witness to the event who wishes to remain, ironically, anonymous. “I served in Iraq, and before that I got my ham radio merit badge. I know my code.

“He kept changing it up, you know?” the witness says. “Both eyes blinking longs and shorts, then one eye blinking the longs, while the other was blinking the shorts. It was actually pretty impressive, but it must have given him one hell of a headache.”
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