Trump Pulls Pardons – Turkeys to be Terminated

(PenrosePapers.com) Details are slowly emerging about a new potential strategy for trying to reign in Turkish excesses in Syria. The first hint of this strategy leaked out of Thursday’s weekly emergency cabinet meeting at the White House.

“We were going around the table like we always do, trying to come up with new nicknames for Adam Schiff,” says a staffer who witnessed the meeting. “I think AG Barr had ‘schiffhead,’ and Secretary Chao came up with ‘stick schiff’. It stalled out some when Vice President Pence hit the Google to trying to find something clever.

“15 minutes went by – Pence reading, his lips moving slowly; everyone else trying to pretend not to peek at their watches – when President Trump all of a sudden looked up from his phone, his face red, a wheezing scream choking out of his throat.”

Whatever was on Trump’s phone – some speculate that it was a selfie of Turkish President Erdogan with a new despotic bestie – it quickly derailed the meeting.
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