Trump Rolls Out New Format for 2020 Doral G7 Meeting

( New information is coming out on the 2020 G7 meeting scheduled to be held at Trump National in Doral, and it is not so much the location that is raising eyebrows as the duration.

“Normally these meetings are a stuffy what, two days, three?” says White House Party Planning Secretary Chandra Lawrence. “Yeah, no. We’re shooting for three months for Doral G7: It’s Gonna Be Heaven.”

With improved branding and a much-ballooned time frame, world leaders might be wondering what the G7 could possibly do to fill up the three months that President Trump has planned.

Not to worry, P.P. Secretary Lawrence says.

“For leaders and their extensive entourages that will be calling Doral home for the three months, we have a wide variety of activities already planned,” Secretary Lawrence says. “In addition to boring meetings, we have dancing girls and a craps table and crafts and this really cute acrobatic dog act and Vice President Pence who is a really, really good magician. And all the best food and champagne and golf… Phew! It’s going to be so much fun!”

Access to “Dural G7: It’s Gonna Be Heaven” meetings and events will be charged on a per/event basis, and Dural management are assuring world leaders that they will be accepting US/Canadian dollars, Euros, Yen, Rubles, UK goods in barter, and Visa or Mastercard (with two forms of ID).

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